No muff too tough for us...
-- Sign at a muffler shop
-- Sign at a muffler shop
Related:
- No muff's too tough.
We dive at five... - Shop sign:
We buy anything saleable... - Tyre shop sign:
"We skid you... - Come in and buy what your grandmother threw away.
-
Sign on Antique... - We bring back departed soles."
--
Sign in a shoe repair... - We now have kricket krap!
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Sign at a garden... - Sign in a lingerie-shop window: SPECIAL BRAS FOR JOGGERS.
YOUR BOUNCE CHECKED... - dreams of a penniless Ned]
Ooh!
[dreams of Ned shutting down his "Flanders' Stupid Left-Handed Shop"
with a `Going out of business' sign] Heh heh heh heh.
[dreams of a grave with the tombstone, "RIP Ned Flanders']... - NUDE COLORATURA --
muff diva...
From the same category:
- History is nothing but a collection of fables and useless trifles,
cluttered up with a mass of unnecessary figures and... - The first draught a man drinks ought to be for thirst,
the second for nourishment, the third for pleasure... - Brogan's Constant:
People tend to congregate in the back of the church... - Radioactive Halibut makes great fission
chips... - If sex is a pain in the butt,
you're doing it wrong...
