No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.
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- A man is a success if he gets up in the morning
and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do." -- Bob... - Al Jeeter:
Goes to same job every day... - I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see... - Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves
to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way
to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the
cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead,
when in fact what you are thinking is that if this... - Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves
to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way
to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the
cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead,
when in fact what you are thinking is that if this... - Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to
spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate
that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person
on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead,
when in fact what you are thinking is that if this... - An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says,
"Sam, get up and close the window. It's cold outside... - The one day you have the exact fare is the day it
goes up...
