Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
Related:
- Perhaps it is your head that is
swimming... - Mom's Law:
When they finally do have to take you to the
hospital,
your underwear won't be clean or new... - When they finally do have to take you to the hospital,
your underwear won't be clean or new. -- Mom's... - If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
Milt... - You know you should be swimming when . . .
At home,
you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and... - Be nice to your friends; if it weren't for them,
you would be a total stranger... - Perhaps I should take up golf
instead... - May a live electric eel take up residence in your
underwear... - I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby
duck,
which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming...
