Never trust a proctologist who can palm a basketball.
Related:
- Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his
fingers... - Never accept brownies from a
proctologist... - Never trust a person who says,
"Trust Me"...... - A proctologist is a doctor who puts in a hard day at
the orifice... - Never trust anyone who says money is no
object... - Never trust anyone who uses "party"
as verb... - Never trust anyone who volunteers to assume
authority... - Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging?
[begins to scrounge,
coming up with a basketball, deflated into...
From the same category:
- One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring
them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them
-
sendmail ruleset 3 comment from DEC... - How many
keyboardists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles... - The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
everything that goes wrong -
until the next person quits or is fired... - It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one
to keep his mouth shut when he's right.
- Jim... - MONEY, n. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we
part with it.
An evidence of culture and a passport to polite society...
