Never trust a man who can count to 1,023 on his fingers.
Related:
- Never trust a proctologist who can palm a
basketball... - Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you
all his joys.
Jewish... - You can never trust a man;
he may be true to you... - Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody -
you for instance... - Never trust a person who says,
"Trust Me"...... - I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.
Lyndon B.... - Never trust a man who praises compassion while pointing a gun at you.
Eric S.... - Never trust a man who is Dr. Jekyll to those above him and Mr.
Hyde to those below him. -- Charles... - I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.
Adm William...
