Never speak to a man wearing leather trousers. --

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• There is good cutting large thongs of another man's
  leather. --...
• Never break your putter and driver in the same match or you're dead.
  Tommy...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  Henrik...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  Henrick...
• You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
  Henrick...
• Then a man said:
  Speak to us of Expectations...
• Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but
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