Never smile at a crocodile.
-- Survival Tip #1
-- Survival Tip #1
Related:
- Never MOON a werewolf.
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Survival Tip... - Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
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Survival Tip... - HEALTH TIP #1:
Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar... - Intel 586 Troubleshooting Tip 1:
Refrigerate Computer... - A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot
tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.
Sir Winston... - The word that's on the tip of your tongue?
You'll never remember it... - Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude... - Do not iron, naked.
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Home safety tip for men... - Never bow to authority, but always tip your hat.
- Jim...
