Never let a panty line show around your ankles.
-- Joan Rivers
-- Joan Rivers
Related:
- A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen
or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan... - Trust your husband, adore your husband,
and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan... - Two is company. Three is fifty bucks.
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Joan... - Larchmont is so tiny there's a mirror at one end.
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Joan... - Two weeks after I was born my mother tried to have an abortion .
When you're not wanted they never like you. All I... - She saw a sign saying, "Wet Floor." So she did!
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Joan... - There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS
in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!
Zippy the... - Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down
your house,
you can never tell. -- Joan...
From the same category:
- We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire.
Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxim... - SMILEY
:-) :-) :-) :
) Shirley MacLaine (think about... - Pardon me,
but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon... - From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanskgiving, Whatever gods may... - DICKHEAD
A close relative of the penis brain, dickheads can be found in all
the major centres of the universe,
doing really irritating and stupid things. The term...
