Never invite Cthulhu over for a bite.
-- Survival Tip #3
-- Survival Tip #3
Related:
- Never invite a vampire in for
a bite... - Never smile at a crocodile.
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Survival Tip... - Never MOON a werewolf.
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Survival Tip... - NEVER say Cthulhu's name
ou%^*$%#^*$%NO... - The word that's on the tip of your tongue?
You'll never remember it... - Tip of the Day:
Never fry bacon in the nude... - Book never written:
"Dog training." by Wille... - You may be redneck...
if you invite friends over to see your lava lamp... - HEALTH TIP #1:
Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar...
