Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

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  You wind up hugging it around some delicate reproductive...
• People who write the most interesting and effective letters never answer letters.
  They answer people...
• You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring
  to a party...
• Hey Nancy,
  Mickey said to tell you to shove it...
• Never envy a person unless you are willing to swap
  identities with that person...
• A person never tells you anything until
  contradicted...
• I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. --
  Mickey...
• Momentum:
  What you give a person when they are going away...
• MOMENTUM:
  What you give a person when they are going away...