Never eat crackers in bed.
-- Anonymous
-- Anonymous
Related:
- There is no known way to make crackers crumble more
efficiently than an attempt to eat them in bed... - Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers... - Never pet a porcupine.
-- Anonymous Kid,
Sesame... - Never be afraid to tell the world who you are
--... - Never eat with glowing
hands... - Never judge a man's actions until you know his
motives. --... - A belly button is for salt when you eat celery
in bed... - Never eat anything that winks
at you... - The proper way to cook a cockatoo is to put the bird and an axhead into a
billy.
Boil them until the axhead is soft. The cockatoo is...
From the same category:
- How much does it cost to ride an IO bus?
2 Bits... - You can lead a man to slaughter,
but you can't make him think... - Someone who says they have never failed
is either not telling the truth or
not trying hard enough.
Ronald... - I knew I shoulda taken that
left at... - Baseball players do it with
their bats...
