Never eat anything with suction cups.
-- "Alf"
-- "Alf"
Related:
- Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy
Davis,
Jr. --... - Never eat anything that winks
at you... - Never eat anything bigger than
your head... - No problem.
--
... - Never eat anything bigger than your head.
--
Kliban's First Law of... - Kliban's First Law of Dining:
Never eat anything bigger than your head... - I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH
A FACE... - Here kitty, kitty!!.
. --... - Never eat with glowing
hands...
From the same category:
- Bother! said Pooh,
as his rectum exploded... - SMILEY
>) big... - I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD]
--
Enigmatic Bumper... - I don't mind you *thinking* I'm stupid, but don't
*talk* to me like I'm stupid.
Harlan... - Any time things appear to be going better,
you have overlooked something...
