Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but
"Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen." Especially do not eat in a
restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors
"Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy
names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food.
-- Lewis Grizzard
"Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen." Especially do not eat in a
restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors
"Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy
names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food.
-- Lewis Grizzard
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