Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
Related:
- Parking space:
An area that vanishes as you make a U-Turn..... - The Truth Shall Make You Flee
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Miskatonic U.... - Unhand me, gentlemen.
By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i,... - I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade."
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Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation... - WE'LL LOOK INTO IT:
By the time the wheels make a full turn,
we assume you will have forgotten about it,too... - My computer never
locks... - I eat breakfast 300 yards from 2000 troops trained
to kill me,
so don't think for one second that you can... - Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor
umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat... - If the rascal have not given me medicines to make me love him,
I 'll be hanged. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616)...
From the same category:
- Real programmers have keyboard dents in their
foreheads... - Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
- Don... - There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself
to be burned for an opinion.
Anatole... - In corporate life, I think there are three important areas which contracts
can't deal with,
the area of conflict, the area of change and area of... - You may be redneck...
if the family business requires a lookout...
