My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died. I had her cremated.
I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her. It was the best she ever made
me feel.
-- Jackie Vernon
I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her. It was the best she ever made
me feel.
-- Jackie Vernon
Related:
- Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit
left her body,
it um, kind of stuck around in me. Mr. Adelman: You're... - Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana,
Jub-Jub. Jackie: Why didn't she just leave me the bowel... - My mother made me a homosexual!
If I send her the yarn,
can she make me one too... - And often did beguile her of her tears,
When I did speak of some distressful stroke
That my youth suffer'd.
My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world... - Nobody liked me because I was too popular.
--
Jackie... - When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish,
she was, at her request, moved to a different room... - She asked me if I loved her still. Yes, I replied.
I've never had you any other way... - She asked me if I loved her still. "Yes," I replied.
"I've never had you any other way... - I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked
me to cry.
This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions...
