My uncle staggered in the other night, loaded. His wife said, "Where have
you been?" He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did
you buy for the house?" He said, "A round of drinks."
-- Jimmy Joyce
you been?" He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did
you buy for the house?" He said, "A round of drinks."
-- Jimmy Joyce
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