My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message
with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of
expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.
-- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble
with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of
expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.
-- Answering machine madness - you're in big trouble
Related:
- Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute!
Please leave your credit card number at the tone.... - Being reincarnated as an answering machine is the pits.
Keep your karma clean by leaving your name, number... - Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars COULD be
yours,
IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason... - After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left
the money.
I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to... - Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called,
and your favorite color of underwear. We'll get back... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. ... - Computer generated voices:)
1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief... - Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi,
you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)...
From the same category:
- Beholding heaven, and feeling hell.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852)
-
The Fire... - I read the docs,
but my brain got full. ... - But the trail of the serpent is over them all.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852)
-
Paradise and the... - Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -
it's still only two cents a day... - If I buy the steel wool,
can you knit me a BMW...
