My parents were first cousins -- that's why I look so much alike!
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- You may be redneck...
if your parents are first cousins... - I was a war baby.
My parents took a look at me and started fighting... - The older I get, the smarter my parents were.
--
Mark Twain (1835... - I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex.
He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling... - Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album]
Lisa:
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When... - Ah...Worf. We are so much alike you and I. Both warriors,
orphans who found ourselves this family. I hope I... - And WHAT were those mistakes my
parents made... - I'm not illiterate!
My parents were married..... - Rush Limbaugh?
No Thanks-My Parents Were...
