My motto is: love like a poet, pray like a lawyer.

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• I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
  --Joe...
• I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my
  head. --...
• Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman
  scorned...
• LAPD Motto: We Treat you like a 'KING' --
  Rodney...
• Calculon:
  I just pray they like me half as much as I do...
• In those whom I like, I can find no common denominator;
  in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh...
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head,
  My love is like the valium That I take before my bed...
• Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head,
  My love is like the valium That I take before...