My mother made me a homosexual!
If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
Related:
- All that I am my mother made me.
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John Quincy... - My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana... - My mother loves ME!
It's the computer she hates... - Nobody loves me but my mother,
And she could be jivin' too.
B. B. King -- blues... - Louie, Louie, me gotta go
Louie, Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone
Me never thinks me make it home
[chorus]
Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me think of girl constantly
On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
[chorus;
guitar solo] Me see Jamaica moon above It won't be... - And often did beguile her of her tears,
When I did speak of some distressful stroke
That my youth suffer'd.
My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world... - There's not a lot of warmth between me and my mother.
I asked her about it. I said, "Mrs. Stoller ..." ... - My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain (1835... - My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man.
I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo...
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- Go away...I'm alright.
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Last words of H. G.... - Here's a letter from Mrs. Jerome Whatsis from West Jesus,
North Dakota. She says, "Dear Sir: I don't know what... - There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter... - The rose that all are praising
Is not the rose for me.
Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- The Rose that all... - Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card!
Zippy the...
