My mother invented me. My father denies!
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- My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba.
I guess that makes me an Ice Cube... - My mother thanks you,
my father thanks you..... - My mother was a test tube;
my father was a knife. --... - My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
They won't tell me what kind. -- How did your mom... - I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex,
which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with... - My mother loves ME!
It's the computer she hates... - That's okay,
my mother didn't BEAR me either... - My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be
invented so he could hate that too.
Peter De... - My father invented the burglar alarm--which unfortunately was stolen from
him.
Victor...
