My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
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His favorite bone is my LEG... - When I said gimme a break,
I didn't mean break my leg... - A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three
days old.
He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted... - Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - I can't stop my
leg!!... - The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under... - Just how much leg have
I got... - I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track
and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant... - In fact,
I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time...
From the same category:
- Beware when in the company of yourself since you are
a practicing homosapien... - Pour the full tide of eloquence along, Serenely pure,
and yet divinely strong. -- Alexander... - And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a
stranger... - Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up
a dime... - At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear.
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude
us.
You can love completely without complete understanding...
