My girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
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I would have *bought* one... - Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually,
it wasn't her's, it was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't... - I missed my girlfriend...
Then I reloaded..... - Naked except for your girlfriend and her 120 or so
kids right...
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- Greetings from
Tur, Ky... - New Book:
JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe... - Live to be the show and gaze o' the time.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616),
Macbeth -- Act v, Sc.... - Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still
sucks... - Sticks and stones can break my bones,
but words can never hurt me...
