My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
Related:
- My girlfriend wanted to see the world,
so I bought her an atlas... - Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS...
--
Zippy the... - I got a 486DX2/66 for my girlfriend -
What a deal... - My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?
*&$#(@^&NO... - My girlfriend said I never listen to her,
or something... - I don't expect it to read my mind;
that's why I've got a girlfriend... - My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man.
I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo... - My boyfriend wanted to see the world,
so I bought him an atlas... - Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants
to keep her crabs fresh...
