My ex-boyfriend's a cat lover. I sent him a Kzin for his birthday.
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I sent her a kzin for her birthday... - My boyfriend wanted to see the world,
so I bought him an atlas... - I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog.
(Would you [] my ex-wife ... - For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
[Imitation] Steven... - A fool and his money are soon my
boyfriend... - I ran into my ex the other day,
then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again... - Burns: [grabbing paper] "Memorandum to Mrs. Bouvier,
re: Delineation of Romantic Intentions" ... - Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer.
Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday,
granddaughter. Patty: Marge, I think that's your father... - I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself...
