My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I
put my finger in the faucet.
-- Ron Smith
put my finger in the faucet.
-- Ron Smith
Related:
- There was something about her I liked,
but I couldn't put my finger on it... - Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need
your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me.... - I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt
the button fell off,
when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off... - If I put water in my dog's mouth,
will bells ring... - I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
--
Zippy the... - Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel... - I can't stop my
leg!!... - You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
"It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling up...
