Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
Related:
- Middle age is when you wish you could have some of
the naps you refused to take as a kid... - Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to
rush up to the net.
Franklin P.... - Bungee Jumper?
Catch you on the rebound... - Middle age is rather like your underwear,
it creeps up on you when you're not watching... - Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around
9:00 pm... - Middle age is when you know your way around but don't
feel like going... - Just remember, wherever you go, there you are.
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Buckeroo... - Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you
meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden... - Middle age:
When your age starts to show at your middle...
