May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
Related:
- Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but in any event,
you'll end up with dirty hands... - You may be redneck...
if your wedding looks more like a family reunion... - May all your relatives decide to visit un-announced
simultaneously... - PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
CON: No more sports (like football with your friends... - You may be redneck...
if your truck costs more than your house... - Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
[Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they... - TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20)
Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,
because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway... - You may be redneck...
if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern...
From the same category:
- Never 'for the sake of peace and quiet' deny your own experience or
convictions.
- Dag... - We're about as similar as...two completely dissimilar things
in a pod.
Edmund : Duel and... - Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
immune to bullets
-
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, ROBOT "Dr.... - Yes, but which self do you want
to be... - silicon: n. Hardware, esp. ICs or microprocessor-based computer
systems (compare {iron}).
Contrasted with software. See also {sandbender}...
