May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the
plow when your horse drops dead.
plow when your horse drops dead.
Related:
- May you and your wife share with each other like a
horse and a sparrow... - You may be redneck...
if your mailbox is made from an old farm plow... - Drive your cart and plow over the bones of
the dead... - May you be as healthy as the
salmon... - I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
"Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she... - You are always doing something marginal when the boss
drops by your desk... - It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear
of contracting a painful,
incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility... - You may be redneck...
if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat...
From the same category:
- Life is too short to learn Z-Modem
parameters... - Pain is good.
It lets you know your still alive... - Press any key to get your
money back... - I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things
offends you... - How many
software engineers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to...
