May misfortune never befall you, God forbid, except when you sneeze.
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backwards... - May you never see an old-age home,
God forbid... - May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry
about a living,
God forbid... - May you grow so rich you never have to eat, drink, piss,
crap, wash, or walk by yourself, God forbid... - May you be strong enough to endure prison without getting sick,
God forbid... - Dionysius the Elder, being asked whether he was at leisure,
he replied, "God forbid that it should ever befall... - Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to
contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except
when you do them,
since for you, consistency requires that you be as... - Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt
and go to bed early and never answer the telephone,
no harm can befall you. -- Professor Charles P.... - Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will
be scarce in
the post-nuclear age.
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