May all your relatives decide to visit un-announced simultaneously.
Related:
- May your hands decide they don't like you
any more... - RELATIVES!
... - You can pick your friends,
but not your relatives... - PRO: Not going to your family picnic.
CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
Pros and Cons of... - Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit,
remember this: The word visit appears in the Bible... - You may be redneck...
if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed... - May all your PUSHes be
POPped... - May you get herpes the week before a preventative vaccine
is announced...
