...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said "A truck!"
-- Emo Phillips
-- Emo Phillips
Related:
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo... - My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
Louis... - My sword said WHAT???
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Famous Last... - I ran three miles today,
finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo... - I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
- Emo... - I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo...
