Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

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• Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
  Monty...
• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. ...
• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all -
  LAUNCELOT: Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER...
• I must warn you that anything you say will be ignored.
  Monty...
• If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies!
  Monty...
• it's people like you what cause unrest. --
  Monty...
• There... I've run rings 'round you logically --
  Monty Python's Flying...
• IMP: Imitate
  Monty...
• The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
  Monty...