Man weeps to think that he will die so soon; woman, that she was
born so long ago.
-- H. L. Mencken
born so long ago.
-- H. L. Mencken
Related:
- A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married.
H. L.... - In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility,
and this assumption was correct, as it always is. ... - The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy,
but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as... - A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L.... - H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that... - The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain;
he is anything but her ideal. In consequence... - Long ago I proposed that unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency
be quietly hanged,
as a matter of public sanitation and decorum. The sight...
From the same category:
- Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk,
else how could they read their mail... - Nothing brings more pain than too much pleasure; nothing more bondage than
too much liberty,
(or libertinism). -- Ben... - Get GUMMed
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The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday,
April 1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar... - Once you've come out as a pagan bisexual married
leather dyke,
everything else in life is that much... - No, we are not
drugs on.....
