Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband.
Related:
- Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were... - We already did this function.
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Apple's MPW C compiler Error... - Are you married?
No, I'm divorced.
And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer... - Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:
Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband... - Are we near a slaughterhouse,
or did you forget your deodorant... - At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be
solved.
The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete... - Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her
husband and screamed,
"Erlenmeyer! My joules! Someone has stolen my joules... - If you were my husband, I would feed you poison.
If you were my wife,
madam, I would take it! -- Lady Astor and William...
From the same category:
- This house is to be let for life or years;
Her rent is sorrow,
and her income tears. Cupid, 't has long stood void... - Work like hell, tell everyone everything you know, close a deal with
a handshake,
and have fun. -- Harold "Doc" Edgerton, summing up... - UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own
wife.
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's... - Ambidextrous, adj.:
Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's... - The human animal differs from the lesser
primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
H. Allen...
