Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and gets mugged on Boardwalk.
Related:
- BORN LOSER --
a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find... - LOSER --
as a guy who computer-dating service sends him the... - A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged... - THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and
ends up with a donkey,
which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids... - Beverly: "Worf, the big guy who never smiles. The *Klingon*!
Will Riker, your first officer! He's...he's very good... - It's hard to say who brags more, the reformed smoker or the guy whose
car gets 30 miles to the gallon.
James... - Some play for gain; to pass time others play For nothing;
both play the fool I say: Nor time nor coin I'll lose... - Nightmare:
A bard who plays the accordian... - Who cares how it plays in
Peoria...
From the same category:
- I wish life had scroll-back -
with cut and paste... - I waive the quantum o' the sin,
The hazard of concealing;
But, och! it hardens a' within, And petrifies the... - Bart is an underachiever and is.. um... how should I put this.
"proud of it." -- School psychiatrist in Bart Gets... - The glove is on the other
foot now... - Not now,
I have a headache...
