Look at it this way:
Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education.
And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education.
And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
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Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education.
And you're still drinking ordinary scotch... - Look at it this way:
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so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're... - It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job,
and it is even better if the job is still there when... - Education is what you get when your father sends you to college.
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and don't you forget it. -- Edward Albee, "Who's... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
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In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer...
