ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
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first... - while(math_teacher() == talk)
fall_asleep()... - Lisa: Bart! Don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall
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and waking up to find that you are at a conference:
and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep... - You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia
so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to... - Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man:
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I wake up driving... - The one who snores will fall asleep first.
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BEDFELLOWS...
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