Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes,

Lister: We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baggets
or bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes,
and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!
Toaster: Ah! So you're a waffle man!
-- Red Dwarf - 'White Hole'

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