Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead,
which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
Related:
- You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people
committed suicide!
Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him... - Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking... - You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The... - Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April,
May, June, July, and August, fool. Yes, that's... - Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight,
a shambolic drunken set-to. Lister: ...which you started... - Lister: We used to be your shipmates.
Rimmer: Only .
we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat]... - Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird,
stuck up megalomaniacs...do you really think you'll... - Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard... - Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands.
Lister:
Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up...
From the same category:
- TIM: Too late.
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
[They all turn,, and see a large white RABBIT lollop... - Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right... - A gentleman, nurse, that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute than he will stand... - Only a sadistic scoundrel -- or a fool -- tells the bald truth on social
occasions.
Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough... - All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that
money
doesn't buy happiness...
