Like it or not, America is inching toward the metric system.

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• The ultimate metric that I would like to propose for user friendliness is quite simple:
  if this system was a person, how long would it take...
• We should back the metric system every 2.54cm of
  the way...
• When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.
  Charles P....
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
  Jesus would have had 10 apostles...
• Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
  P.J. O'Rourke Vancouver Sun, Dec. 20,...
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system,
  Jesus would have had 10 apostles...