A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Frost
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Frost
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- A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes... - Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin;
but twenty years of marriage make her something like... - His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.
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Bill... - A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen
or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan... - Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right... - It takes two to make a marriage:
a girl and her mother... - Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for... - There's the commercial on TV where the woman is smelling her clothes.
She says, "They smell as fresh as all outdoors!" Is... - When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand
to have the old man around.
But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at...
