Life is like a clock: you can work constantly and be right all the
time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
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You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets... - Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than
you do.
At least it's accurate twice a day, which is more than... - I used to work for the Sun Hotline but i'm all right
now!! :... - It's all in a day's work for Confuse
a-Cat... - You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising budget is
big enough and the conditions are right.
Joseph E.... - You can fool all the people all of the time if the advertising is right
and the budget is big enough.
Joseph E.... - Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time,
But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched...
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pretty now... - The road to hell is paved with NAND gates.
-- J.... - Before calling Tech Support,
ask the Guru... - The pessimist complains about the wind;
The optimist expects it to change;
The realist adjusts the sails. -- William Arthur...
