Lie: The program is bug free.
Related:
- For a bug-free environment do NOT run this
program... - I did it!
I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug... - Hackers do it
bug-free... - That's not a bug!
it's a Free Enhanced Feature... - BPB: Branch on
Program... - CPB: Create
Program... - There's no bug in this program.
It's the C optimizer!... - There's no bug in this program.
It's the operating system!... - If It's Bug Free,
It's Time to Make Changes...
From the same category:
- How many
NSC members
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note: The NSC is the US National Security Council,... - A joke isn't funny unless it offends
SOMEONE... - Anger makes dull men witty--but it keeps them poor.
Sir Francis... - Not every question deserves an
answer... - Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet.
Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants...
