Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed.
-- W. C. Fields
-- W. C. Fields
Related:
- Don't worry about your heart. It will last you as long as you live.
W. C.... - I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields (1890... - Women are like elephants to me:
I like to look at them,
but I wouldn't want to own one. -- W. C.... - Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but
food and water.
W. C.... - I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake-
which I also keep handy. -- W. C.... - A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. Fields (1880... - On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
-- W.
C. Fields'... - Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
W. C.... - Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
--
W. C....
From the same category:
- Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
Socrates' last... - The ability to make love frivolously is the thing which distinguishes
human beings from the beasts.
Heywood... - Why look here for the joke?
It's all around us... - There is no comfort without pain;
thus we define salvation through suffering. --... - Bald: follicularly
challenged...
