Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,

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• Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
  and when I woke up the pillow was gone. -- Tommy...
• And then I
  woke up...
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms. -- Bart,
  Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic...
• I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
  I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then...
• The restaurant I ate in last night was terrible. The food was awful and the portions -
  the portions were so small...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge,
  ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I... Oh......
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven...
• I woke up to discover it had all been a terrible
  film.....