KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?!)
Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians
seem to be trying to take control of it. The last thing you want to
be reminded of around Christmas is religion.
No, Christmas is a time for retailing. All the department
stores put their special Christmas ads on the telly, showing happy,
glowing families wandering around, paying happy, smiling shop
assistants for cheerful presents. What a complete lie. Has anyone
ever seen a shop that empty at Christmas? Or got service that fast?
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians
seem to be trying to take control of it. The last thing you want to
be reminded of around Christmas is religion.
No, Christmas is a time for retailing. All the department
stores put their special Christmas ads on the telly, showing happy,
glowing families wandering around, paying happy, smiling shop
assistants for cheerful presents. What a complete lie. Has anyone
ever seen a shop that empty at Christmas? Or got service that fast?
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year... - Happy New Year!
Mary... - All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a
mallet... - All I want for Christmas is a dead
Jim Kirk... - I want Kirstie Alley for
Christmas... - Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's
willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop
for lumber,
hardware, and toasters all in one location. Notice... - Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's
willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop
for lumber,
hardware, and toasters all in one location. Notice... - Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's
willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop
for lumber,
hardware, and toasters all in one location. Notice... - Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year?
Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas...
