Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal,

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• Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now.
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• Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
  Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. ...
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just...
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
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• Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
  I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave...
• Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure...
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings...