9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines:
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1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?"
2. "Is that a false nose?"
3. "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
4. "I'm drunk."
5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."
6. "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"
7. "I just threw up."
8. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."
9. "I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that."
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1. "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?"
2. "Is that a false nose?"
3. "You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
4. "I'm drunk."
5. "Hi, my friends call me Creepy."
6. "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"
7. "I just threw up."
8. "You're ugly but you intrigue me."
9. "I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that."
Related:
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One of the tests to determine personality in our book... - Something better...
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going... - As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book... - 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear... - 1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
3.
"I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4.... - The greatest lies of all time:
(1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in... - 1) I love you.
(2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN
1.
Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
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- Rule of the Great:
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep
thoughts,
they probably are thinking about lunch... - Brown Knees.
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Jeffrey's favorite... - Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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Oscar... - knowlege is a polite word for dead but unburied imagination.
think twice before thinking. -- e.e.... - There's no greater folly than trying to reform
society...
