'Jumper cables': Rum and Jolt Cola.
Related:
- I just had a mental breakdown.
Got any jumper cables... - If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs,
Jolt Cola would be a Fortune-500 company... - 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)
3/4 oz.
tequilla 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. orange juice 3/4... - I sat laughing snidely into my notebook until they showed me a PC running
Linux.
And oh! It was as though the heavens opened and God... - Real programmers do not eat quiche. They eat Twinkies (because they
are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at
4am).
Also, real programmers have recently discovered the... - Bungee Jumper?
Catch you on the rebound... - bad ether
in the... - The cables are not the same
length... - Sand fleas eating the
Internet...
